Funny Status Message #134227

X says The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
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# 97707 having a one night stand.......because all my furniture has been repossesed and I've got nowhere to sit or rest!
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←Rate | 07-22-2013 10:29 by @candinam

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