Funny Status Message #133445

X says I'd like to dedicate my farts to those people that drive slow but then speed up when you try and overtake them.
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# 122489 "That's it. Nice and slow." "Don't stop. Just keep going." "You've almost got it. A little slower." "Oh my God! Slow down! Slow down!" Brace yourself!" And that's about how it goes when I let her drive.
# 107418 Drove by an automated speed sign, it said "SLOW DOWN! YOUR SPEED IS 45MPH" It was right next the sign that said "Speed Limit 45 MPH".
# 144688 If people would just drive the Speed Limit, then I don't have to reach for my gun!

←Rate | 07-10-2013 07:23

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