Funny Status Message #133032

X says We spend 33% of our life sleeping, 33% wanting to be asleep and the rest apologizing to women.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 59403 You should like yourself because that is the only person you have to spend the rest of your life with.
# 39193 One of the hardest choices I have had to make in my adult life, give my change to the bell ringer outside of Wal-Mart or spend it in the toy vending machine in hopes that I get the cool watch I was wanting.
# 138759 I totally tricked this woman into sleeping with me. All I had to do was put a ring on her finger and live with her for the rest of my life.

←Rate | 07-03-2013 04:09

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links