Funny Status Message #132405

X says Tell your girlfriend she’s beautiful everyday or your kid will end up having the gardener’s nose.
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# 108581 when you are staring at your beautiful reflection in the mirror, point at it and say "YOU ARE AWESOME!" everyday and you will believe it. then trim your nose hairs because they are looking pretty disgusting.
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←Rate | 06-22-2013 12:40

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