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X I bet Jesus was pissed that he missed the whole weekend and then woke up on a Sunday when the liquor stores are closed.
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←Rate | 06-13-2013 19:19 by hiyourjon

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Thursday June 13, 2013 @ 07:45 PM

When you're Jesus the liquor stores are always open. The dude turned water into wine.

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