Funny Status Message #131210

X is If i'm ever convicted of murder it will be because I had to say"excuse me" to many times while pushing a basket in Wal Mart.
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# 85253 Because you quit carrying stuff we would buy. Also See 2a & 2b. Examples: K-Mart & Sears 3.) Some of us cannot afford said basket.
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# 145242 Someone told me that I seemed a little more classy than usual. The only thing I can think of is they somehow found out I used a Target bag instead of one from Wal Mart to line my bathroom's wastepaper basket.

←Rate | 05-31-2013 12:14

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