Funny Status Message #131118

X says Just seen an ass so big, it probably has its own heart.
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# 131682 The only reason my heart appears cold and black is because I have my real heart locked in an indestrucible black heart shaped box and cryogenically frozen to prevent further damage.
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# 83527 I asked my Heart : Why can't I Sleep at Night? My Heart told me : Because you have already Slept in the Afternoon. Don't act like you are in Love !

←Rate | 05-29-2013 14:41

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