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X is Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand and not his a$$ or he'd have shot out a web every time he farted.
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←Rate | 05-25-2013 23:23 by Jay

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Sunday May 26, 2013 @ 12:03 AM

He bit the back o his neck dum b a$$

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