Funny Status Message #130117

X says It's sad, 'cause strawberries probably hear "strawberry preserve" and think they're safe.
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# 208149 Last night I had some wine, and whenever I do, I get sad over something. I got sad for all the poor strawberries who heard "Strawberry Preserves" and thought they were safe.🍓
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←Rate | 05-10-2013 21:50

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