Funny Status Message #129583

X is looking for a good retractable leash. when I walk my turtle I hate when it gets to far ahead of me
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# 131806 I'm looking for a retractable leash. I hate when my pet turtle gets ahead of me when I go for a run.
# 166203 Don't walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
# 38288 Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

←Rate | 05-03-2013 10:23

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