Funny Status Message #129055
X is My view on gun control. The criminal is the cheetah and the average U.S. citizen is the antelope. The cheetah will always be there to attack the antelope. Stripping the antelope of its horns will not solve the problem. It makes it defenseless.
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Wednesday April 24, 2013 @ 09:24 AM
Horrible example.
A human defense is a FIST. Course what do you know about fighting? You use a gun.
Also, lets say the gun is the defense. like you claim.
What about a knife, club, tazer, pepp spray?
Not defense? does the Antelope have all these other options?
moron.