Funny Status Message #126831

X says You call it being sober. I call it on my way to the liquor store.
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# 160961 If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bull crap..
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# 204240 Being clean and sober means I've showered and I'm heading to the liquor store.

←Rate | 03-23-2013 19:17

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