Funny Status Message #126654

X says My superpower is being able to remove a bra with one hand...in the dark...drunk.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 117858 My latest superpower is waking up one minute before my alarm goes off..... It's actually a very stupid superpower.
# 81668 Still confused why we use soap and water to remove food from our hands, but just dry paper to remove sh!t from our a$$holes
# 24794 teaching my dog to remove comdoms like I taught it to remove my socks wasn't a real smart idea... Just saying, thats all... =

←Rate | 03-21-2013 10:24

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links