Funny Status Message #126623

X is Just lost 50 lbs. Time to put it all back on again.
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# 125749 We haven't lost an hour, we loaned it to the illusion we call "time". "Time" will pay us back in full at 2am on Sun., Nov 3. This is an interest free loan, and means there are no seconds, minutes, or hours assessed.
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# 4387 remembers when we lost the keys and you lost more than that in my back seat, baby!

←Rate | 03-20-2013 21:11

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