Funny Status Message #125921
X says After mating, the female praying mantis kills and eats the male. I guess she figured it's easier to get life insurance instead of fighting for child support from him later.
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- # 126039 After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eats the male. Guess she knows it's easier to claim life insurance rather than child support.
- # 167150 The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, whilst the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.
- # 168612 The female Praying Mantis devours the male immediately after mating ...... While a Human female prefers to spread it out over an entire lifetime.
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