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X says I slammed the car door on my fingers this afternoon. In related news, there's an 83% chance that my nephew just added "Mother*ucker" to his vocabulary.
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Wednesday March 6, 2013 @ 06:55 AM

It's okay though, His Mom will just blame his dad

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