Funny Status Message #122941

X says I don’t always drink beer, but when I do it’s because I’m thirsty.
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# 89043 Hey Dos Equis... we drink beer to become quenched, not to "stay thirsty." You might want to work on that slogan, brainiac.
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# 112860 i dont drink. I dont do drugs. I dont even drink coffee. I do pills so its way different.

←Rate | 01-31-2013 13:05

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