Funny Status Message #122794

X bulletproof vest on my chest so I can't get shot by cupid
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# 32263 I sure am glad they give me a lead vest when they're giving me x-rays at the dentist. It gives the impression those rays must be dangerous. I'd hate to have something bad happen to my chest while I'm having dangerous x-rays shot into my head.
# 9395 A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
# 105916 Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

←Rate | 01-29-2013 17:49

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