Funny Status Message #12277
X is Next time you're stuck in traffic, look at the cars around you. Spot the couples: 90% of them have a sad and lost look. Now, detect a couple where the guy looks happy and jolly, then take a good look at the girl next to him: she must be brand new!!
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