Funny Status Message #122593
X is It's like 7 degrees today. I just hugged a guy & I had to call him an ambulance, he got 2 deep nipples stab wounds on the chest.
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 145246 Time heals all wounds. Except sucking chest wounds. You should see a doctor about that.
- # 22290 It's always nice to have a baker's dozen of something, unless it's like stab wounds or something.
- # 64915 The News said its going to be 99 Degrees today but its going to feel like 110.... B!c$h, say its gone be 110 Degrees then!
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses