Funny Status Message #121772

X says this girl I went out with must be really strong. She said once she got drunk in college and pulled a train...
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# 149321 Just went down to get my driver’s license renewed but this time I made sure I was drunk for the picture. Now if I ever get pulled over for drunk driving, they’ll just think I’m spastic.

←Rate | 01-15-2013 21:35

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