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X What's the difference between The New England Patriots and a p0rn star? The p0rn star doesn't ch0ke on the big ones.
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←Rate | 01-13-2013 13:25 by MTQ , noads

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Sunday January 13, 2013 @ 07:56 PM

Should have waited til AFTER the game... awkwarrrrddd lol

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