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X I was at a job interview the other day when the guy asked me, "How would you describe yourself in 5 words?" This was a tough one I thought to myself. So after a minute or two I replied, "I'd do it by talking."
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←Rate | 01-08-2013 18:23 by Marshall the Great

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MelB
Wednesday January 9, 2013 @ 01:05 AM

Why do people get all b#tt hurt when someone shares a funny? Once you post in on the internet, it's no longer yours. Sheesh move on!

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