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X is Somewhere, Joe Rogan's date is texting while he talks about supplements
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# 161525 Nobody talks on the phone anymore. If I like you, I'd rather hear your voice. Texting has made sh*t less intimate.
# 156515 My date just saved me tons of money by simply saying, "no, I don't want to be your valentine and stop texting me!"
# 151655 I can’t date a woman who talks in her sleep. That’s all the standards I have. You can have one boob or hairy nipples and I will still get with you. Just shut up when you sleep.

←Rate | 01-05-2013 10:02 by gay Jeffrey

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