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X When I saw my new girlfriend for the first time, it was like looking at a fine piece of priceless art. So I took her home and nailed her against the wall.
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←Rate | 01-03-2013 21:34 by Marshall the Great

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Friday January 4, 2013 @ 03:30 PM

Jokes are meant for sharing - get a life.

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