Funny Status Message #119950
X Asking me if you can "jam on my guitar" is like asking me if you can sleep with my girl. If anything, your chances of me okaying you sleeping with my girl are exponentially greater.
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 49493 you're sleeping between a hot girl and a gay dude.You're all naked. who do you turn your back to when you sleep?
- # 120150 I can't sleep! I didn't forward a chain message earlier. Now I'm afraid that the dead girl will appear by my bedside while I'm sleeping : /
- # 88567 Your chances of dying on the way to buying a lotto ticket are greater than your chances of winning.
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
