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X is If you need an assault rifle with 30, 50, or 90 round clips to protect yourself maybe you just suck at protecting yourself.
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←Rate | 12-21-2012 15:05 by Doc Noland

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Anon
Saturday December 22, 2012 @ 09:27 AM

Its about defending yourself from a tyrannical government

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