Funny Status Message #119725

X - My wife got us tickets to The Nutcracker for tomorrow night, so at this point I'm rooting for the Mayans.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 156345 My plans on having a long extended vacation were dashed last night when my lottery tickets didn't hit....:( So its off to work I go tomorrow!
# 58199 Wife is out of town until tomorrow night. Anyone wanna come sit on the other end of the sofa and ignore me?
# 187942 A married couple in their 60's gets a vist from a fairy. Who says I will grant each of you a wish. The wife wish for a 2nd honey moon. Poof. Two tickets on a luxury cruse liner appear Husband I'd like my wife to be 30 years younger than me Poof he's 92

←Rate | 12-21-2012 00:27

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links