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X says Last night I sprayed under my kitchen sink for roaches with this cheap Chinese-made insect killer. Not only did it leave them alive, they kept me up all night talking.
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←Rate | 11-17-2012 14:43 by Kisstopher

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Jay Emm
Monday June 12, 2017 @ 04:18 PM

And an hour later, you had the urge to spray them again!

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