Funny Status Message #115630

X I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
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# 98088 Just watched a woman in front of me walk face first into a telephone pole because she was too busy looking at her phone. I could've given her a heads up, but then I wouldn't have been able to watch her walk face first into the telephone pole.
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←Rate | 10-31-2012 14:08 by Marshall the Great

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