Funny Status Message #114603

X is My p3nis is just like an Elephants Trunk.... It's not big... I can just pick peanuts up with it
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# 54684 Dear Man, It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it? Sincerely, Elephant
# 81069 Vodka + grape juice is pretty amazing. Pink elephants? I'm talking about some mothereffing purple elephants with fancy accents and monocles!
# 36296 My roomate ate some peanuts and sufferd a violent reaction...They were MY peanuts so I kicked the sh!t out of the thieving ba$tard...

←Rate | 10-19-2012 12:42

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