Funny Status Message #114227

X says guess I shouldn't have pre-mixed my vodka and OJ. My kids went to school drunk today...
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# 183608 I tell kids in high school if you wanna feel what its like to be drunk. Just spin around in circles as fast as you can for 15 seconds and try to walk a straight line after.

←Rate | 10-15-2012 21:46

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