Funny Status Message #113509
X is My wife called me a child. I told her, be careful who you're calling a child because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert.
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Monday October 8, 2012 @ 02:58 AM
U got that from an episode of family guy. now make some new stuff we havent heard