Funny Status Message #112872

X is Fun fact: the male eye has an ability to slow actual time when a titty pops out within it's sight. It's science.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 10129 Dont you just love X-mas time. Its the only legal stalking month. You know what I mean.. Someone pops out of the mall..you follow them and a nice slow stalking speed..Waiting ..Then you know its time to attack..Got the parking stall. Mission accomplished!
# 79698 Titty Bars are the male version of window shopping.... You can't afford what you are looking at, but you sure can see yourself in it!
# 118648 The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man's ability to reason by 50% ... Per boob.

←Rate | 10-01-2012 04:57

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links