Funny Status Message #112495
X I got this really cute girl's number today. I'm starting to think that I should get into car accidents more often.
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 151480 Not all accidents are destiny, but all girls named Destiny were accidents.
- # 209229 Starting today, anyone who even mildly annoys me is having their number handed out to every child I come across, and told that it's Santa's hotline.
- # 146898 I can count on half a hand the number of industrial accidents I've had
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
