Funny Status Message #110460

X Hand a man a jump rope and I will tell you if he is a sissy or not.
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# 200491 Just tried to show my daughter how to jump rope and now I have scrambled eggs where my brain used to be and my left ankle no longer moves. Don’t get old, kids.
# 70359 I met an old Air Force guy. He said the first time he was gonna jump out of a plane he was scared. He said the Captain told him to jump, or he'd stick his d**k where the "sun don't shine". I go, "Did you jump?" He said, "A little."
# 201180 The wife says she’s at the end of her rope, I guess I’ll put rope on my shopping list.

←Rate | 09-02-2012 20:27

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