Funny Status Message #110432

X says I like to name my bottles of wine. That one is Happiness... that one is Horniness... and that one is Empty.
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# 129195 My dogs are giving me the look. The look that says “we saw the empty wine bottles and we know that we have to walk you tonight instead.”
# 51750 I wonder why I never see wine racks that are built to hold the good stuff.... you know, the box wine? Oh well, I guess as long as they hold 20 bottles of Boone's Farm
# 158842 Picture us in bed together.... Wrong.... try again, but with more empty bottles.

←Rate | 09-02-2012 14:07

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