Funny Status Message #110176
X says Sometimes I'll jerk off on a dozen eggs just to give my sperm a false sense of hope.
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- # 142761 I take things too literally. My mom sent me to the grocery store, “Get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.” I came home with a dozen loaves of bread, and told her, "They had eggs."
- # 75535 When I was younger, my mom would give me $2 to go to the grocery store and I would bring a dozen eggs, bag of candy, gallon of milk, a box of tea and potato chips. I can't now though, there are surveillance cameras now.
- # 75523 Hallmark movies give un-attractive, single girls false hope.
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