Funny Status Message #109729

X says I hate vans. Nothing good ever comes out of them. Kidnappers... Terrorists... Soccer moms.
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# 108063 It has been brought to my attention that the stick figures on soccer mom vans are actually NOT pedestrian "kill" scores and are actually meant to represent family members. I will remove mine immediately to avoid any further confusion.
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# 165156 Life is like soccer because my Mom signed me up for it and expects me to try my best even though I absolutely hate f*cking soccer.

←Rate | 08-23-2012 14:12

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