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Friday August 3, 2012 @ 01:23 PM
It just shows how corrupt and despising people really are. If given a perfect situation... people will find some way to destroy it. I guess that is why the bible says that narrow is the gate and few will find it. Thank God for Jesus because He is the Way, the Truth, and the Life.
Friday August 3, 2012 @ 11:04 PM
Shows how corrupt and dispising for you to think that TC. Have you got in touch with somebody after they are dead? Huh?....Did they call magically call you long-distance to tell you how painless and sorrowless it is in a place made up completely by Man? Or did you blindly believe it because it was said in a book...or did you get it from hypocritical priest?
Saturday August 4, 2012 @ 12:06 AM
Just because you don't believe it "Anonymous" doesn't mean it's not the truth. One day YOU will stand before God and face His judgement and wish you would of believed. It is not too late for you "Anonymous". The flood mentioned in this post is a shadow of things to come. This world will be cleansed once again. The arch is Noah built is a picture of the salvation that is freely given to all who choose to believe. You sad attempt to discredit me is pointless. I am not the one you need to answer to. I am corrupt and despising... we all are. Anything we can do is nothing but a filthy rag in the eyes of God... but because of the perfect sacrifice of Jesus Christ we all can be made white as snow and all sins forgiven. We all sin... not one of us is worthy. Jesus is our advocate and only through Him are we saved.
Saturday August 4, 2012 @ 02:59 PM
Hey don't put me in the same boat just because an invisible, spooky father figure with an abusive husband complex "told" you. You're the one preaching the greatest , mythical fear campaign into people.
Saturday August 4, 2012 @ 03:19 PM
My favourite part of the Bible is the page missing from the front that reads: "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."
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Friday August 3, 2012 @ 01:18 PM
My favorite part of the bible is in the end... when all the haters of God are annihilation and spent eternity in hell under pain and torment... all the followers of Christ are taken up to heaven free from pain and sorrow.