Funny Status Message #105443

X says The only reason I wear sunglasses inside bars is to protect my eyes from when women pepper spray me.
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# 98068 I like to close my eyes when I'm kissing a girl...That way the pepper spray doesn't get into my eyes.
# 180501 I always close my eyes when I kiss a woman. Experience tells me that if my eyes are open, I get a lot more pepper spray in them.
# 164438 When I go in to kiss a girl, I always close my eyes. Ive just learned from experience, if my eyes are open, more pepper spray gets in them.

←Rate | 07-06-2012 07:25

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