Funny Status Message #104875

X I saw some chick get her nipple pierced last night..... Man, I am so bad at darts when I'm drunk.
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# 204218 At the bar last night, some woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me. On a related note, I suck at Darts.
# 143810 Getting drunk on a week night is kinda like bangin' a fat chick; no matter how much you enjoy it now, you'll regret it in the morning.
# 73393 I've been drunk texting and drunk calling and drunk emailing people all night and I'm not even drunk.

←Rate | 06-30-2012 16:13 by Marshall the Great

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