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X says Best Fortune cookie ever: "Person expecting sound advice from stale cookie probably make good dishwasher. Ask manager for application."
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# 26785 pretty sure that if fortune telling was real every fortune in every fortune cookie would read "You are about to eat a stale cookie, boo-yah!"
# 3140 Shouldn't the fortune in every fortune cookie be "You are about to eat a stale cookie?"
# 5708 received a fortune cookie that read, "You are a prince among peasants". Wow, the fortune cookie guys finally got it right! ;)

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←Rate | 06-19-2012 01:40

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