Funny Status Message #10355

X is 90% of men like to masturbate. The other 10% don't have arms.
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# 71616 It's a Paleontological fact that T-Rexes were so vicious because their arms were too short for them to masturbate.
# 28749 was just thinking if God didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter…maybe thats why the Trex was always so angry?
# 105474 I dont wanna masturbate tonight so please, nobody mentions Betty White to me.

←Rate | 12-06-2009 17:03 by Lemonpillow | Tags: Approved

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