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X I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me 3 times while carrying me to the car.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 06-14-2012 23:16 by Marshall the Great
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Aaron
Friday June 15, 2012 @ 12:16 AM

The funniest status I've seen in a month

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