Funny Status Message #102568

X says Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy duct tape to shut people up, so what's the difference?
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# 182365 For the last time, it's called "Duct Tape"; not "Duck Tape." Now shut the fuct up already.
# 96612 What's the difference between "no!, no!, not my ass!" and "mmm, mmm,mmm, mmm, mm"? Duct tape.
# 21021 he let me duct tape his mouth because I said it was my fetish, I really just wanted him to shut up

←Rate | 06-10-2012 08:25

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