Funny Status Message #101917
X is Tonight , I will be the Designated Drunk

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- # 195027 When I drink I don't need a designated driver, I need a designated hide my phone person
- # 96779 Evidently I was the designated drinker tonight. I rode on a Harley to the party, but I arrived home in a Subaru.
- # 20139 asks: Is it wrong to want to be the designated driver just so you can drop obnoxious drunk a$$holes off at random houses that aren't theirs?
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