Funny Status Message #101633

X says In other birthday news, Cory Hart turns 50. He now wears his bifocals at night.
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# 16640 has had enough depressing news about death (i.e. Cory Haim). How about some good news? Like congratulating Ted Kennedy! He's 198 days sober today!
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# 132126 I don't drink, so you people don't get any better looking as the night wears on.

←Rate | 06-01-2012 05:53 by flinnie

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