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When you're sittin' back, In your rose-pink Cadillac, Makin bets on Kentucky Derby Days. I'll be in my basement room, With a needle and a spoon, An another girl To take my pain away.
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It is illegal to hold more than two sessions of bingo per week, and those sessions may not exceed 5 hours each session. Source: § 14-309.8. Link