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In Midway, Tennessee it is illegal to wear socks with sandals...also men isnt aloud to waer sandals or there considered faggets!!! If they get caught it is 10 days in jail and they dont get soap on a rope.. Source: a book
	Submitted by Amanda Norton 05-06-2008 14:45

In North Carolina 1) the mere possession of a lottery ticket is illegal and may result a $2,000 fine 2) no one may be a professional fortune teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced a school or church 3) Source: Internet - many sites
	Submitted by Morgan 04-23-2008 14:23

In Dayton, Ohio a few years ago, there was a law that stated homeless people must apply for and carry a license to beg on the street. Source: I used to live here!
	Submitted by Kathy 04-07-2008 20:28

In New York , murder is illegal Source: internet
	Submitted by Lola 04-01-2008 14:19

In Hoquiam, Washington , , it is illegal to tip the waitress / waiter more then 15% of the total price of the bill. Source: Readers Digest
	Submitted by Joe 10-23-2007 00:49

In Kaysville, Utah it is illegal to donate a neuclear weapon. you can own one, you just cant donate one Source: internet
	Submitted by Diva Giirl 09-16-2007 22:41

In New York City, New York it is illegal to do a puppet show in a window Source: TV
	Submitted by Babygirl 09-07-2007 17:59

In Wyoming the state of whyoming it is unlawfull to own an albino monkey due to unshure identification of a caucasion male. Source: law coads
	Submitted by Sean 08-25-2007 14:29

In West Virginia it is still the books that if you steal another mans horse the owner has the legal right to hang the accused from the nearest tree Source: STATE LAW BOOK
	Submitted by Brian Moody 08-07-2007 17:32

In Weschester, Pennsylvania it is unlawful to place an alligator over the length of 3 feet in your kitchen to deliberately frighten a family member.
	Submitted by Ronald 07-22-2007 01:37

In Honolulu, Hawaii , it is illegal to sing loudly outside after sunset. Source: National Kid's Geographics
	Submitted by Phoenix 06-13-2007 09:55

In Florida it is illegal to ride a bike without a helmet, but it is not illegal to ride a motorcycle without one.
	Submitted by Guest 3105 06-06-2007 16:35

In Illinois anyone under the age of 18 can get a gun permit with their parent or guardian's consent - even an infant!!! Source: news
	Submitted by Patti 05-16-2007 21:57

In Idaho Falls, Idaho it is illegal to ride a motorcycle if you are a 90 year old man. Source: Z103
	Submitted by Amy 04-17-2007 15:52

In Blue springs, Missouri you have to be 8 years old or 80 pounds to not have a car seat. Source: car seat
	Submitted by Becka 04-02-2007 21:30

In Lansdale, Pennsylvania not allowed to have sex in your car on school property. a $500 dollar fine will be given. Source: my school
	Submitted by Bert 03-30-2007 13:55

In Grand haven, Michigan in some places it is illegal to keep your garage door open for more than 3 hours Source: electricity
	Submitted by I_love_jake_lovett 03-09-2007 22:41

In Grants Pass, Oregon it is illegal to pump your own gas, if you do you will be given a 1,000 dollar ticket. Source: google
	Submitted by Erica 03-09-2007 22:01

In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. a law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. alligators may not be kept bathtubs. the river can rise no higher than to the mast Source: http://www.ahajokes.com/laws00
	Submitted by Doug 02-22-2007 04:04

In California you will recieve a $500 fine for detonating a nucular divice a city.
	Submitted by Name 02-20-2007 20:00

In Jackson, Mississippi it is a gainst the law to have wire cutters in the glove box of your vehicle but you can have them in the back due to cattle rustlers Source: internet
	Submitted by Onnie Jackson 02-13-2007 11:47

In Tennessee it is illegal to transport skunks to
	Submitted by Mellisa 02-03-2007 14:51

In Norfolk, Virginia , it is illegal to tie, or park, a horse or mule outside a bar after closing times. Source: History teacher
	Submitted by Brett 01-02-2007 15:32

In Kansas it is illegal to fish bare-handed Source: kansas law book
	Submitted by Paddyboy 12-23-2006 16:10

In Mumbai, Arkansas The movies are not allowed to show someone smoking.
	Submitted by Shailesh 12-07-2006 05:45

In Backus, Minnesota After dark you must have a head light on a bicicle to cross the road or else your bike is impounded Source: the cop
	Submitted by Mike P 11-29-2006 12:14

In Ottawa, Canada it is illegal to have any sort of blue light on a non-authorized vehicle. Blue lights of any kind on a vehicle is grounds for arrest. (Blue headlights, blue underglow neon, etc.) Source: The News Channel
	Submitted by Lindsay 11-25-2006 13:46

In Atlanta, Georgia There is a law that states you cannot let your pubic hair grow pass 6 inches. Source: nat
	Submitted by Patunia Doodew 11-17-2006 05:48

In Tolido, Ohio it is illegal to hold a piece of cheese in your hand while talking to the opposite sex. Source: dumb.com
	Submitted by Bob 11-05-2006 08:33

In Wilmington, Ohio You are forced to go to school for truancy matters yet they pull you out of school to go to court multiple times...!!! Source: experience
	Submitted by Allison 11-03-2006 12:22

In Boston, Massachusetts Until recently, it was illegal for any native American or one of Native American blood to enter 's city limits.
	Submitted by Panther 10-15-2006 16:45

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